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Tonteria Table Booking

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Music

Commercial, House and Party anthems

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Hours

Mon-Tue, Thu-Sat 23:00-03:00

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Capacity

200

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Dress Code

Smart Casual, Dress to impress

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Address

7-12 Sloane Square, SW1W 8EG

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7-12 Sloane Square

Once you walk inside Tonteria, you will immediately notice that they cater to the same A-list clientele of Whisky Mist and Mahiki. You will also feel like you have been transported into a hacienda in the heart of Jalisco, Mexico without even boarding a plane. Just like the other London nightclubs, you can get in thru Tonteria guestlist but we recommend a Tonteria table booking to really experience what the club can offer.

Tonteria is a Mexican tapas lounge and tequila night spot located in the heart of Sloane Square. According to their website, “during early evening the venue specialises in offering yummy bite-sized Mexican tapas alongside delicious tequila cocktails.” They are well known for their love of sharing, hence some of the famous sharing cocktails inspired by Mexico such as, “The Mayan Pyramid”, “The Lucky Luchador” and “The Tequila Slammer”. All are no doubt definitely great for enjoying with your friends.

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If you feel like dancing the night away, stay in your seat because as the evening approaches, you will hear the DJ increase the level of the music while the lights dim turning Tonteria into a fun and festive night spot. They pride themselves on theatrical entertainment so look out for the Tonte performers who might get you do some dance off and the famous toy train on the ceiling that delivers drinks to the table.

Tonteria dress code policy for the ladies is sexy and trendy in heels while for the gents smarty/elegant with elegant shoes (no trainers allowed). Tonteria standard entry fee is ÂŁ20 and you can check their bottle prices to make sure you make the most out of your party plan. You can even book you birthday party celebration with London Night Guide. Since the door operns at 11pm, ladies will have a complimentary entry from 11pm to 11:45pm. After that a ÂŁ20 needs to be paid. For Tonteria table bookings the minimum spend starts at ÂŁ1000. Contact us and we can easily organise this for you.

Tonteria Table Booking
Tonteria Table Booking
Once you walk inside Tonteria, you will immediately notice that they cater to the same A-list clientele of Whisky Mist and Mahiki. You will also feel like you have been transported into a hacienda in the heart of Jalisco, Mexico without even boarding a plane. Just like the other London nightclubs, you can get in thru Tonteria guestlist but we recommend a Tonteria table booking to really experience what the club can offer.